Sunday, 20 January 2013

Dear Frank

Dear frank,
I know it's only been a few days but I miss you already. I have something I need to tell you: I've been seeing someone else. I know that this might come as a shock to you but I had no other solution, I just can't go 5 weeks without a ride. I know that you just want me to be happy and so you should know that Bruce and I are getting on just fine... I mean sure some might say that he is cheap and nasty, he's been around the block a few times, what can I say? I think I'm just using him for his wheels. I know you always want me to stay safe, so don't worry I'm using protection (Even though helmets are so annoying in this heat!). Well I hope you can forgive me and take me back with open panniers when I get home... I just thought it would be better if we base our relationship on honesty...
Love me ox






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